June 2010
21 posts
http://www.windycitizen.com/video/other-sports/2010... →
http://www.windycitizen.com/video/other-sports/2010/06/08/21-year-old-weightlifter-tries-to-squat-1008-lbs-at-sr-nationals-in-ch This would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking sad :(
One time me and three friends dropped acid and... →
One time me and three friends dropped acid and drove around in my dad’s car. He has one of those talking cars, we’re tripping, and the car goes, “The door is ajar.” We pulled over and thought about…
GTA:SA Bike stunts...these gentlemen are, to be... →
GTA:SA Bike stunts…these gentlemen are, to be frank, playing a completely different game from the rest of us http://www.dorkly.com/video/1540/gta-bike-stunts
Massive flow of bullshit continues to gush from BP... →
Massive flow of bullshit continues to gush from BP headquarters http://www.theonion.com/articles/massive-flow-of-bullshit-continues-to-gush-from-bp,17564/?ref=d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk Watson... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk Watson is horribly creepy
http://i.imgur.com/629aR.jpg how to stop a prison... →
http://i.imgur.com/629aR.jpg how to stop a prison riot
bbq →
bbq
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/ God dammit,... →
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/ God dammit, Bob. God dammit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrANMLzM6aY I CAN'T... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrANMLzM6aY I CAN’T CONTROL MYSELF
http://i.imgur.com/36zNF.gif ah, the memory span... →
http://i.imgur.com/36zNF.gif ah, the memory span of rats
http://deadspin.com/5553820/cover+band-drummer-is-f... →
http://deadspin.com/5553820/cover+band-drummer-is-far-too-intense-for-a-cover+band-drummer Cover-Band Drummer is Far Too Intense For A Cover-Band Drummer (via AugiePraley)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/835e168384/sprinte... →
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/835e168384/sprinter-destroys-walking-woman and then physics happened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb1E42BT0bs oh...oh... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb1E42BT0bs oh…oh no. Please…make it stop!
http://hazeljarvis.com/ New posts include Lancelot... →
http://hazeljarvis.com/ New posts include Lancelot at Cirque du Soleil and how to get rid of unwanted raccoons
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cnkvAgdA1qzktch... →
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cnkvAgdA1qzktcho1_500.jpg awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One from the vault: http://i.imgur.com/yv0Bt.jpg →
One from the vault: http://i.imgur.com/yv0Bt.jpg
sweeping →
sweeping
At the pharmacist's →
At the pharmacist’s
http://i.imgur.com/6Mm0d.png hey, Israel! →
http://i.imgur.com/6Mm0d.png hey, Israel!
http://gawker.com/5552131/baby-otters-getting-swim-... →
http://gawker.com/5552131/baby-otters-getting-swim-lessons-dont-care-what-you-think-about-israel Baby Otters Getting Swim Lessons Don’t Care What You Think About Israel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog can't... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog can’t get enough of you, Muse
May 2010
11 posts
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/37398396#37... →
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/37398396#37398396 puppies in strange places!
Simba...one day, you will be king:... →
Simba…one day, you will be king: http://i.imgur.com/gHe92.jpg
http://hazeljarvis.com/?p=403 "This is just the... →
http://hazeljarvis.com/?p=403 “This is just the sort of useful tip you are unlikely to find anywhere else in the blogosphere”
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/business/PBR-Sells-O... →
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/business/PBR-Sells-Out-Hipsters-Responsible-94944874.html SUCK IT, HIPSTERS
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ere3ZpyK1qbt1a5... →
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ere3ZpyK1qbt1a5o1_500.jpg via lookatthisfuckingjuggalette
only available if your name is erin kelsey →
only available if your name is erin kelsey
http://www.newsweek.com/blogs/the-gaggle/2010/05/26... →
http://www.newsweek.com/blogs/the-gaggle/2010/05/26/-we-need-to-train-an-army-of-ninja-cats-a-gop-site-gets-hijacked-.html “We need to train an army of Ninja Cats”
http://i.imgur.com/l8eX5.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAa →
http://i.imgur.com/l8eX5.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY9PeJOZpeA Ozzy, I... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY9PeJOZpeA Ozzy, I love you but you’re a monster
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ "Where's the... →
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ “Where’s the beef? Where’s the beef? All is can see is cheese. Just cheese. Stop melting the beef! Cheesy fucking beef.”E BEST
http://i.imgur.com/6upq0.jpg Childhood is awesome →
http://i.imgur.com/6upq0.jpg Childhood is awesome
March 2008
1 post
Bah
Me (2 months ago): My classes are easy!
Me (now): LOLOLOLOL
February 2008
1 post
Birthday!
Don’t really feel like writing, but: Birthday was yesterday Chaos has entered into my life again I am unwilling to let plans get fucked up Richard III will be awesome.
December 2007
1 post
Loss for words
Wyvern998: Did you hear about the cleansing ritual that PETA got pissed at them about a couple of years ago?
ExileNami: nope
ExileNami: what cleansing ritual?
Wyvern998: Oh lord
Wyvern998: I was just telling Hannah about this.
Wyvern998: Copypasta incoming
Wyvern998: Alright, so Hassidic Jews have (or, rather, had) a ritual
Wyvern998: They would shake chickens above their heads
Wyvern998: Like, grab them by the neck and wave them back and forth
Wyvern998: They believe that, in doing this, they're transferring all of their sin into the body of the chicken
Wyvern998: Afterward, they promptly slit the chickens throat
Wyvern998: Animal rights people didn't really like that, though, and got all up in the Jews business about it.
Wyvern998: And the Jewish Authority caved, and promised that no more harm would come to innocent chickens
Wyvern998: However, they did change the ritual.
Wyvern998: Now, instead of shaking a chicken above their head, they shake money above their heads
Wyvern998: And you'd think that, like, as with the chicken, they would burn the money or something as a symbolic ritual, right?
Wyvern998: Wrong. They put it back in their pockets
October 2007
3 posts
GO HERE NOW PLZ KTHX →
Identity of storyteller withheld for privacy...
Storyteller: here we go
Storyteller: funniest story of my entire life
Storyteller: so there's this island off tods point
Storyteller: so adam martino and another kid and i go out there
Storyteller: we bring 3 pizzas
Storyteller: a boombox
Storyteller: and some dank weed
Storyteller: get so high
Storyteller: kayaked out there
Storyteller: we're eating the pizza and just laughign so ahrd
Storyteller: we're in this wooded clearing on the island
Storyteller: and adam is sunbathing on the beach
Storyteller: all of a sudden
Storyteller: adam runs into the clearing yelling and moaning like a retard
Storyteller: runs off and hides in the woods
Storyteller: so we're like wtf??
Storyteller: suddenly
Storyteller: little kids
Storyteller: so many little kids
Storyteller: just start appearing on the island
Storyteller: its like the kayaking/sailing camp kids
Storyteller: and we are so high
Storyteller: so tino goes "look natural:
Storyteller: so we all adopt the same pose of sitting down with our chins on our fists like "the thinker"
Storyteller: whilst little kids run and play in our midst
Storyteller: so surreal
Storyteller: finally they leave
Storyteller: adam emerges from the woods
Storyteller: and we kayak back to shore
September 2007
2 posts
Fireworks are not the best way to wake up
I slept restlessly last night - I kept having this dream where everything in Alexia’s house was some kind of unopenable compartment, and I was convinced that I could open them if only I knew how. I would wake up almost every hour, go back to sleep and have the same dream, trying - trying always to unlock those compartments that seemed to fill every nook and cranny of the expansive estate...
Objective Reporting
Goodness, life has been moving so fast lately. I don’t really know where to begin with all of this - there’s so much that’s happened and that I have to say. I’m lying on a bed in the guest room at Alexia’s home in Mexico City. I say guest room but really it’s more like a guest building - it’s literally an edifice set aside from the main house with a...
August 2007
5 posts
In transit
I’m in Newark International Airport waiting for my flight to Bristol to board. A few notes and thoughts and recollections: My VSE game has been proceeding in a very interesting fashion. The one thing I have learned from both it and from The Intelligent Investor is that the stock market always overcorrects. From this I have also learned that my prediction of when to buy an index fund...
Hard to believe
It is very strange to think that this is the 15th - that as soon as the 19th I could be on my way home again for the rest of the year. Things have been unbelievable lately. Kit’s farewell party was amazing. I haven’t had as good (or as frightening) a time in a long time. Cooking s’mores with Sam Scheck and Chris Demisch in my backyard over a campfire as the sun set after...
The Tail
There is a story about a princess who had a small eye problem that she felt was really bad. Being the king’s daughter, she was rather spoiled and kept crying all the time. When the doctors wanted to apply medicine, she would invariably refuse any medical treatment and kept touching the sore spot on her eye. In this way it became worse and worse, until finally the king proclaimed a large...
Dream Eating
Unable to update files in cache indeed. The very thought. At any rate, let me fill you in on what you’ve been missing while you’ve been in that dreamy haze. I could recount this all from memory, but I have an even better source - the journal itself. So, while Monsieur Tiersen plays us a whimsical tune, we shall relive the most delightful of evenings. August 5th, 2007 I spent last...
Ahh, rebirth
Do you feel this, friends? Do you feel this, revelers? This is what summer feels like. This is what joy feels like. This is what it feels like to know and understand everything, all patterns, all threads - and to know that everything is not only going to be okay but that in fact everything will be and already is fantastic. Today has been beautiful so far. I went out and saw the Bourne...
July 2007
2 posts
I've been here before, but I still feel like a...
We need, in love, to practice only this: letting each other go. For holding on comes easily; we do not need to learn it. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke - “Requiem for a Friend”
June 2007
8 posts
These are a few of my favorite things
I miss the feeling of my arm around your body, keeping you warm in that cold movie theater.
h3x4g3: also a lot of my stories are really short
h3x4g3: like the whale story
h3x4g3: is very short
hr1v: heehee
hr1v: tell it?
hr1v: brb
h3x4g3: so I was walking back from our dining hall with one of our second year counsellors in training (named Sam)
h3x4g3: and he was asking whether he'd have to get in the water for his swim test if he was only going into pool one (pool one is so shallow you can touch the bottom at any given point)
h3x4g3: The answer I gave him was that no, he wouldn't have to. But he would still have to get a red wristband, which would demonstrate that he was allowed to swim in Pool 1. Pool 2 wristbands are green, and pool three ones are blue.
h3x4g3: He looked relieved, and I was like "yeah I didn't take a swim test either, I just took the red wrist band" and indicated to him by raising my left wrist
h3x4g3: To which he responded "I hate going in the water."
h3x4g3: And, although it's something I understand, to be conversational I asked "Why's that?"
h3x4g3: He said that when he was very little, his parents had taken him on a whale-watching boat ride
h3x4g3: (note: the "lake" at camp is technically a pond, but it's still quite large. You can easily see to the other side, but it's still about a quarter mile in diameter)
h3x4g3: Continuing with Sam's story
h3x4g3: He said that seeing the whales (even as he said the word "whales" he shuddered) had freaked him out so badly that he decided right then and there that he was never getting into deep water again.
h3x4g3: he followed that up with "Ugh, I hate whales"
h3x4g3: then without another word he turned around and walked away
